Schoolboy Howlers Part I
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so that’s why they look like umbrellas.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. (When Adam told Eve to "eat the apple" she slapped him.)
The Fifth Commandment is humouring thy father and mother.
The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. But she only answered to Jean because she could not speak English.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles. He slayed them by pulling down the pillows of the temple.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
St. Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
The natives of Macedonian did not believe in Paul, so he got stoned.
When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. In the Gospel of Luke they named him Enamel.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so that’s why they look like umbrellas.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. (When Adam told Eve to "eat the apple" she slapped him.)
The Fifth Commandment is humouring thy father and mother.
The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. But she only answered to Jean because she could not speak English.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles. He slayed them by pulling down the pillows of the temple.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
St. Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
The natives of Macedonian did not believe in Paul, so he got stoned.
When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. In the Gospel of Luke they named him Enamel.
