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Dreams

I.

I have dreams
Of course I do
Much the same
As any of you.

My dreams however
Don't make sense
I often wake up
Feeling tense.

I often wake up
Feeling weird
Scratching my itchy
Day-growth beard.

II.

A woman made of pudding, once
In dreamland I espied
And once atop the Eiffel Tower
I jumped, and coolly died.

The dreams of death are bittersweet
And dreams of life bizarre
My pal once dreamed a tiger fierce
Did jump into his car.

Perhaps we walked a crooked way
Not too off-beat I hope,
Yet under the shower I sometimes say
"Man, gotta lay off the dope!"

ahem...I see u used my Tiger..haha...

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